A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
I hate that I actually laughed
my roommate and i just sat here for five minutes with our fingers like that and then one of us goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOHSomeone explain this to me
OH MY GAWD I HELD UP MY FINGERS AND TOTALLY FUCKING GOT IT. JESUS CHRIST I WAS SO CONFUSED AT FIRST OMG
when your friend curses in front of your parents
ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY
I will always try and reblog this.
My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.
Listen I’ve been the first to defend Harry throughout the bandana, butterfly tattoo, sparkly boots, little white shorts, greasy hair, etc. but my spirit is dead and that dangly cross earring killed it
the post makes me think of one harry but your url makes me think i missed a book
Yeah in the 8th book Harry joined a boyband
if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.